10 July 2010

misi terbaru.....(adakah terlaksana misi ini....) hahaahahaha

rini ak g hntr kaen kt miss tan..miss tan ni kire ny secara rasmi menjadi taylor ak lam bab2 wat baju ak..xkira r baju kurung ke, baju scullah ( zaman dulu2 )..pe2 jeq r..event lau seluar ak koyak sket jeq, ak hntr kt miss tan swoh jahit...( mengada lebey...hahaha )

ak g hntr kaen tuk wat seluar kitchen ak yg semakin mengecil..ak pn xtau npe suar kitchen ak 2 makin kecik..factor sabun pencuci barang kali..hakhakhakhak :pp alasan yg xleh d terima pakai...ok2..enough sal kes sabun2 ni...

ak g hntr r kt tempat bese..da smpai sne, pintu bukak tp grill kunci..mne r owg tua ni...kowg jgn confius lak ea..miss tan da berumor sket..early 50-an lah..ehhehehe ak pun heran cm ne leh panggil miss tan...

smbg cite td...
pintu bukak, tp grill kunci...tgk jam..12.30 TGH HR...hehehe
aduiiii..lunch time dye...( see, smpai lunch time dye ak leh hafal.... hehehe ) silap masa ak dtg..nk xnk kena gak tunggu smpai miss dtg..hehehe lau xtggu xbejahit r sekuar ak ni....punya lama ak tunggu smpai kul 1..bwu dgr kelibat owg tua 2 bejalan..ng nak naek tangga bagai, around 1.10 bwu dye smpai...

dye nmpk jeq ak terconggok kt dpn kedai dye, twus dye melalak
" lu suda lama ka sni? "
" lama gak r...12.30 gua mari..hehehe "
"ap hat?"
" mau hntr kaen sma aunty..bikin seluar punya... "
" aiyo..kaen lg...wa sudah bnyk kaen mau jahit maa.. "
"aunty..tlg r....aunty charge double pn sy byr..pleeeez2!! ..."

mse dye tgh melalak ni, leh lak dye xbukak ag grill 2...naek lenguh da kaki ak terconggok kt dpn 2....mmg r owg tua ni.....ak pkir dye tua jeq..ak hormat kt dye...

" aunty, lu xmo bukak ni pintu ka? "
" aya..gua suda lupa... "

da msuk lam kedai dye, melalak lg...tah mende tah dye membebel...ak dgr jeq r...sbb xde kaitan ng ak pun...walaupun ak ni ank angkat dye, dye maen cite jeq...kdg2 ak naek malu lak bile dye cite...semua dye cite..xde tapis2 ny.....sal anak dye yg kt india r, husband dye yg semedang sibuk kt ladang...hahahahaa ak dgr kn jeq r...sesi luahan rasa barang kali...

da puas dye melalak, its time tuk ukur nk wt sluar... hahahahaha ni yg mls nk cite ni...maluu gyler...hakhakahka

dye da amek buku azimat dye...write sumthing on it..ak xfhm sbb dye tulis sanskrit cina purba kala..hahaha myb sal ukuran2 ni r...

da ukur2 semua..tibe2 dye tny ak..
" apasat makin gemuk? "
" mne de aunty...sama maa cm dulu..."
" makin gemuk mei....haiyaa...hidup sng ha? "
" haiz..xde lo..sma ma...."
" ukuran semua suda lari..semua suda naek..."

pas 2 dye gelak gyler2 ny xingt...ak ase cm....heeeee..ak smack down skli nyonya ni kang...ukur jeq..xyah r gelak2 kt ak....eeeeeee...dush2...

kuang asam ny nyonya...hahahahahhaha xde insurans ny mulut....

xpe2...ak kurus t, lau ak g kedai ko, mst ko xknl..mse 2 jgn nk puji2 ak...ooowww..skrunk ko kutuk ak..ko tggu....hahahahahahahahahaha

moral ny,
lps miss tan kutuk ak dpn2 td, ak berazam ng jaya ny tuk kurus kan sket bdn ak ni...diet r kata senang ny.....xdpt nk kurus cm rita rudaini ( future sister in law ak..hahhahha perasan lebey ni...)
al least, reduce sket pd yg skrunk 2 kire ok r....hahaahhahaa

dan pd miss tan...
tggu ak kurus ea..then ko xyh nk kutuk2 ak da..kata ak sihat r, tembam sket dr dulu r...chubby r...winne the pooh r...mcm2 name ko bg kt ak....ko seru ak gemuk ke pe? hahahahahah

sblm ak mengarut tah ke mana, baek ak stop...kang kuar lak cite yg bukan2 lam ni.....hahahhaha

doakan misi ak ni berjaya....dush3... :pp

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